most fucked up thing you ever done while fucked up

[Tha Soldiah]

soooo, what is tha most fucked up thing you ever done while being fucked up?

this shud be funny

[Ghetto Kupid]

I Stuck my balls in my sister's friend eyes while she wuz sleep.

[nazzle]

LMFAO........^^........

[Bren]

i started talking to my glow sticks at the winter party and asking them to take care of my friend jen cuz she had to go to hospital..
they were talking back but not in words, it was like the glow from them was spelling stuff out and making shapes like when u look in clouds and make stories?
well it was HELLA weird (the next day) at the time it felt perfecrtly normal

[Panz]

i got a lot of things but one of them was stumbling home (5 days ago, christmas eve) from the pub. I got in about 1am and went and woke my parents up to tell them it was christmas then i went to my room tried to go sleep but felt really dizzy. I opened the bedroom window to try and get some air but it made me puke all the way down the window frame and onto my dads car below, and my mate seen it all as he turned round to come back and laugh at me cos he was talking to my other mate who lives on the same street as me. It was only 2nd time ive puked after drinking btu both times the same mate has been there so he thinks im a lightweight!

[Con]

drank 1 litre of vodka and tried to fight the hotelmanager

[Tha Soldiah]

lol @ yall..

hmm, lemme think here

prolly tha time i stuck a lit cig in my eye cuz i wanted to light up another one and i didnt realize that tha other one was still in my hand lol

peace

[SeXiEgUrLiE]

LMAO @ all ur stories.

mine isnt as good as some of urs but one time..i was so drunk..i dont even remember doing this but all my friends told me about it the next day. i was at this party and i had to pee really bad (i have a small bladder as it is) and someone was already in the bathroom..the only one in the whole damned house. so i started banging on the door and yelling "get the fuck outta there bitch..i gotta pee".

[jillb_14]

LMFAO