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Post by Tha Soldiah on Dec 28, 2001 21:31:55 GMT -5
post tha wackest pick up lines you have ever heard here and lets laugh at em lol
i be back when i think of some
peace
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Post by Tha Soldiah on Jan 1, 2002 16:35:42 GMT -5
uppin
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jillb_14
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YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!
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Post by jillb_14 on Jan 1, 2002 18:16:56 GMT -5
these should be pretty funny
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Post by michelleisthebest on Jan 2, 2002 0:22:24 GMT -5
Ive heard alot of lameass pickup lines like 'Can I have your number, Ive lost mine,' but by far the MOST pathetic line Ive heard (and believe it or not Ive heard it more than once) was when I was walking my Rottweiler. This guy came up and said 'Nice dog, she look MEAN- I got a Rock too, is yo' Rock fixed? Cuz I been lookin to breed out my male, ya know? So gimme yo' # and we can hook sumtin up.'
Ok first of all IT ISNT A FUCKING ROCK. It's a goddamned RoTT, and every time some dumbass, uneducated wannabe baller says 'Rock' I just want to kick their fucking ass. And second of all, YES my RoTT is fucking fixed- I RESCUE, I certainly dont fucking BREED. And third of all, if I were gonna breed a RoTT, it would not be with some fucking trashy ass backyard breeder who is impressed by MEAN dogs and who cant even spell the goddamned name of the fucking breed. Touch my baby and get killed asshole.
hehe sorry, I like when guys notice my dog, but only if they arent completely fucking stupid about it. ;D
Guys always try to use cute or witty lines and shit, when the truth is I just want a guy to be honest. 'Id like to call you, can I have your number?' is a good one. Shit, Id rather a guy just say 'hey, I noticed your tits from across the room and I want to fuck you, can I call?' that something gay like 'if I say you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?'
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Ghetto Kupid
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Thug Niggaz And Bitches Grab Yo Fawties,Hoes Take Off Ya Clothes its a Gangsta Party
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Post by Ghetto Kupid on Jan 2, 2002 2:31:18 GMT -5
Girl You Must Be Tired Cuz U Been Runnin Through My Mind All Dey Long.
I Guess I Can Kiss Heaven Good Bye Cuz Its Gotta Be A Sin To Look This Good.
Those are wack as fuck.
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Post by Tha Soldiah on Jan 2, 2002 2:34:53 GMT -5
Girl You Must Be Tired Cuz U Been Runnin Through My Mind All Dey Long. I Guess I Can Kiss Heaven Good Bye Cuz Its Gotta Be A Sin To Look This Good. straight outta Fresh Prince of Bel Air |
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Post by Carly on Jan 2, 2002 3:57:35 GMT -5
" did you get ur eyes from your mother or your father " - thats crap quality! haha i turned aroud and said " oh yeh what internet site you get that one from " damn lamens... loL i usually am i sucker for them.. but not really lame ones... they are funny though, but not if the guy is complete serious  |
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Post by Bren on Jan 2, 2002 6:43:22 GMT -5
well in ireland the LAMEST one i have EVER heard so far is..
here's 25c go call your momma and tell her you wont be home tonight.
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Post by S_T_A_R on Jan 2, 2002 13:34:05 GMT -5
The one that i really think is lame is, "Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see my hand down your pants!"  |
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