Here, I got a few jokes for you all

[Bren]

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."

[Bren]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they have requested
an audience and they are - THE - seven dwarfs. They are ushered in
to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son." Says the Pope. What can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me. Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarf burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are the ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting............


"Dopey f**ked a penguin! Dopey f**ked a penguin!"

[+ B r i t t a n y +]

lmfao....hahahaha funny jokes.

[SeXiEgUrLiE]

LOL- those were both funny.

[LT_GURL34]

[glow=purple,2,300]LMAO!! haha...i never heard those before!! they were funny! lol[/glow]