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lmfao...sex Dec 9, 2001 19:53:29 GMT -5

Post by + B r i t t a n y + on Dec 9, 2001 19:53:29 GMT -5

ahahaha i got this in my e-mail today...

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high
school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room
with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for
a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower
bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top
bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!"
She screams.
"Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!"
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you
guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!!!"

&&&&[glow=white,4,600]~ * ~ Brittany! ~ * ~[/glow]

Tha Soldiah Administrator Location: Tha 4.1.3. ?State Of Mind: Mind?Occupation : Rapper ?Drunk: Only a lil ? High: Yup Posts: 2,206	lmfao...sex Dec 10, 2001 18:42:15 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tha Soldiah on Dec 10, 2001 18:42:15 GMT -5 LMFAO hahaha
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LT_GURL34 Newbie Skank-ass hoodrat Posts: 45	lmfao...sex Dec 15, 2001 3:42:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LT_GURL34 on Dec 15, 2001 3:42:33 GMT -5 [glow=purple,2,300]LMFAO!! haha...[/glow]
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Carly Bad For Your Health Posts: 802	lmfao...sex Dec 17, 2001 2:31:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Carly on Dec 17, 2001 2:31:35 GMT -5 Yeh i have heard this one before, still pretty damn funny hhaha ;D
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Bren Moderator Mod All You Need is Love Posts: 715	lmfao...sex Dec 18, 2001 13:22:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bren on Dec 18, 2001 13:22:50 GMT -5 thought it was funny back when i was in like 6th grade.. dont think its funny at all now, just kinda stupid no offence to the kids who like it tho
	I will not go down under the ground&&Cause somebody tells me that death's comin' 'round&&An' I will not carry myself down to die&&When I go to my grave my head will be high &&

Post by + B r i t t a n y + on Dec 9, 2001 19:53:29 GMT -5

Post by Tha Soldiah on Dec 10, 2001 18:42:15 GMT -5

Post by LT_GURL34 on Dec 15, 2001 3:42:33 GMT -5

Post by Carly on Dec 17, 2001 2:31:35 GMT -5

Post by Bren on Dec 18, 2001 13:22:50 GMT -5