Post by michelleisthebest on Jan 2, 2002 0:57:38 GMT -5
As some of you know, I live with two guys. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. I think to my list of reasons to never get married I will add 'because I would have to share my home with a guy'. AARRRGGGHHH. We have 2 bathrooms, but mine is small and at the back of the house, so when I have guests over they use the main one in front that the guys use.
What I wanna know is, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD NOT TO PISS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?! I mean jesus christ. And if you cant control your little ass dick and you piss on the floor, CLEAN IT UP. They say they dont even notice when they piss on the floor? WTF? What are you stupid?
And apparently only girls know how to put the toilet paper on the holder. But see, if you dont put it on the holder, then you piss on the floor, and then you knock the toilet paper off the counter onto the floor, THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS IN YOUR PISS!!! And then I come home and kick your ass.
And what's the deal with not flushing the fucking toilet? That makes me fucking sick. And this happens ALL THE TIME. and it's always the really fucking nasty times that they dont flush. I swear to you, I just wanna wait until Im on my period and use their bathroom and not flush the toilet.
And I dunno if this is a guy thing or just specific to my fucking roommates, but do you all spit in the shower? EEEWWWWWW.
Like 3 times a week I go in there and find this shit dried to the bathtub. Honest to god, at first I thought it was dried cum. So I asked them about it, and no- it turns out that in the mornings when they shower they just spit snot out and think it washes down the drain. OMG YUCK. And in this same conversation they fill me in that sometimes they both piss in the shower too. Fuck me. There go any ideas of ever taking a bubble bath in there again for the rest of my life. GROSS.
And then theres the shaving over the sink thing. I understand that you have to shave in front of the mirror, and I understand that this means you cover the sink and counter with your hair when it falls out of the razor. What I DONT understand is how you can finish shaving, look at that mess and be like 'ok cool, Im outta here'. CLEAN THAT SHIT UP DAMNIT. I shave in the tub- how would you feel if I shaved my bikini line and then just left pubic hair all over the tub?
And no, Im not gonna bitch about the toilet seat being up. Ive learned to just put it down, compared to this other TOTALLY REPULSIVE SHIT, that is a very minor deal to me.
So what I wanna know is are you all that gross? Am I asking too much that the bathroom not be covered in your shaved hair, piss and snot? What's the deal and how can you stand to use a room that is that nasty?! Please tell me there is one straight guy left in the world who notices (and cleans it up) if he pisses on the floor!!!
What I wanna know is, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD NOT TO PISS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?! I mean jesus christ. And if you cant control your little ass dick and you piss on the floor, CLEAN IT UP. They say they dont even notice when they piss on the floor? WTF? What are you stupid?
And apparently only girls know how to put the toilet paper on the holder. But see, if you dont put it on the holder, then you piss on the floor, and then you knock the toilet paper off the counter onto the floor, THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS IN YOUR PISS!!! And then I come home and kick your ass.
And what's the deal with not flushing the fucking toilet? That makes me fucking sick. And this happens ALL THE TIME. and it's always the really fucking nasty times that they dont flush. I swear to you, I just wanna wait until Im on my period and use their bathroom and not flush the toilet.
And I dunno if this is a guy thing or just specific to my fucking roommates, but do you all spit in the shower? EEEWWWWWW.
Like 3 times a week I go in there and find this shit dried to the bathtub. Honest to god, at first I thought it was dried cum. So I asked them about it, and no- it turns out that in the mornings when they shower they just spit snot out and think it washes down the drain. OMG YUCK. And in this same conversation they fill me in that sometimes they both piss in the shower too. Fuck me. There go any ideas of ever taking a bubble bath in there again for the rest of my life. GROSS.And then theres the shaving over the sink thing. I understand that you have to shave in front of the mirror, and I understand that this means you cover the sink and counter with your hair when it falls out of the razor. What I DONT understand is how you can finish shaving, look at that mess and be like 'ok cool, Im outta here'. CLEAN THAT SHIT UP DAMNIT. I shave in the tub- how would you feel if I shaved my bikini line and then just left pubic hair all over the tub?
And no, Im not gonna bitch about the toilet seat being up. Ive learned to just put it down, compared to this other TOTALLY REPULSIVE SHIT, that is a very minor deal to me.
So what I wanna know is are you all that gross? Am I asking too much that the bathroom not be covered in your shaved hair, piss and snot? What's the deal and how can you stand to use a room that is that nasty?! Please tell me there is one straight guy left in the world who notices (and cleans it up) if he pisses on the floor!!!
"i use public toilets and i piss on the seats, i walk around in the summer time sayin how about this heat....i'm an asshole......."
