Post by Bren on Dec 16, 2001 10:24:22 GMT -5
btw, these are all SOO true lol, my cats name is 23
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAVER WHEN...
The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night.
You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for "E News"
You navigate around the city using service-stations as landmarks
The most important accessory for being glammed-up at a party is a pacifier.
You can't pass an empty warehouse, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc, without getting that far-off look in your eye and saying "Wow, what a great site for a rave!"
You're willing to spend $30 on a ticket for an event you might not even get into, $50 for something that might be asprin, but you're not willing to part with $3 for a bottle of water.
You have the most interesting and in-depth conversations with kids under 10
You are driving your car home and you feel like you're in a video game
You are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument and you try out for school-band, but everyone just stares at you and thinks you're wierd
You and your friends hear tumbling noises from the washing machine and all start to argue whether it's jungle or hardcore
You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings
Almost every letter of the alphabet has a seperate meaning to you
You've named your pets '303' and '808'
You forget about your dream of becoming a Doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character...
You are dead against drinking alchohol, but will snort horse-tranquilisers with no prompting needed
You wallpaper your room with old flyers
All your friends have names like Chronic, Astral, Wizzer, Frenz-E, Bunny, X-Sessive...
You have a one-track mind, and it goes Beep-Beep-Boom-Boom-Beep-Beep-Boom...
You carry enough flashy electronic-things in your bag to light a small city
You've got a huge pile of dead glow-sticks in your room because that you can't throw away because of 'sentimental value'
You start to think of Chuppa-Chups as a seperate food group
You don't own a watch, and if you do it's either edible or able to hide drugs inside
You use Medic-Spray as deoderant in the mornings
You lose 10 kilos in one night and the last thing you think about the next morning is food
You can live for an entire weekend out of your backpack
Air, water, food, medic... all hold equal importance to you
You have to fight the urge to beat the crap out of someone who thinks raves are anything like the club scene in Basic Instinct
You think perhaps Bill Gates was thinking of something else when he designed the Internet Explorer logo...
You're happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses
You've got so much glowing shit in your room that you can't sleep because of the brightness
While all your friends are getting married and having kids, you're collecting yo-yo's and trying to remove chewed-up gum from your phat-pants
You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually knowing their first names
You get home and you've got absolutaly nothing that you can talk to your parents about you weekend
You automatically migrate towards anything floroecent because you think it might be someone with a glowstick
You buy clothes based on texture
You don't give a flying fuck what you look like anymore and just dance, dance, dance...
You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and be loving every minute of it
You won't spend money on things you need, but if someone at a party needs a dollar, you'll give it to them
You can wear out a pair of shoes in only a few days
You find it hard to belive that some people dance without taking their feet off the ground
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAVER WHEN...
The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night.
You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for "E News"
You navigate around the city using service-stations as landmarks
The most important accessory for being glammed-up at a party is a pacifier.
You can't pass an empty warehouse, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc, without getting that far-off look in your eye and saying "Wow, what a great site for a rave!"
You're willing to spend $30 on a ticket for an event you might not even get into, $50 for something that might be asprin, but you're not willing to part with $3 for a bottle of water.
You have the most interesting and in-depth conversations with kids under 10
You are driving your car home and you feel like you're in a video game
You are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument and you try out for school-band, but everyone just stares at you and thinks you're wierd
You and your friends hear tumbling noises from the washing machine and all start to argue whether it's jungle or hardcore
You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings
Almost every letter of the alphabet has a seperate meaning to you
You've named your pets '303' and '808'
You forget about your dream of becoming a Doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character...
You are dead against drinking alchohol, but will snort horse-tranquilisers with no prompting needed
You wallpaper your room with old flyers
All your friends have names like Chronic, Astral, Wizzer, Frenz-E, Bunny, X-Sessive...
You have a one-track mind, and it goes Beep-Beep-Boom-Boom-Beep-Beep-Boom...
You carry enough flashy electronic-things in your bag to light a small city
You've got a huge pile of dead glow-sticks in your room because that you can't throw away because of 'sentimental value'
You start to think of Chuppa-Chups as a seperate food group
You don't own a watch, and if you do it's either edible or able to hide drugs inside
You use Medic-Spray as deoderant in the mornings
You lose 10 kilos in one night and the last thing you think about the next morning is food
You can live for an entire weekend out of your backpack
Air, water, food, medic... all hold equal importance to you
You have to fight the urge to beat the crap out of someone who thinks raves are anything like the club scene in Basic Instinct
You think perhaps Bill Gates was thinking of something else when he designed the Internet Explorer logo...
You're happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses
You've got so much glowing shit in your room that you can't sleep because of the brightness
While all your friends are getting married and having kids, you're collecting yo-yo's and trying to remove chewed-up gum from your phat-pants
You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually knowing their first names
You get home and you've got absolutaly nothing that you can talk to your parents about you weekend
You automatically migrate towards anything floroecent because you think it might be someone with a glowstick
You buy clothes based on texture
You don't give a flying fuck what you look like anymore and just dance, dance, dance...
You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and be loving every minute of it
You won't spend money on things you need, but if someone at a party needs a dollar, you'll give it to them
You can wear out a pair of shoes in only a few days
You find it hard to belive that some people dance without taking their feet off the ground
glow sticks RULE.
THIS HOE IS PISSED AT ANGIE'S AVATAR!!!
